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Is your liberal bestie a shivering wreck every time a certain 45th and 47th President is mentioned? Their blood pressure through the roof, their vocal cords frayed? We provide the ultimate gag gift to bring them back from the edge or at least give you a good laugh while they’re there. Ease tensions, cure Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), and help them become a functioning patriot again. A small price for national harmony.
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Watch them grasp for their favorite talking points, realize it’s a joke, and finally take a deep breath.
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Watch them grasp for their favorite talking points, realize it’s a joke, and finally take a deep breath.
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